Ok, I haven't update anything for more than a year ...
( Making a failed portfolio, working for thy income, wasting time/money on 'Eastern' stuff/pagan PVC idols, seeking 'Fighting Forest High Hands' and dealing with the epic battle between BLIND-DEAF and MADNESS ... took up most of my time ... )

Anyway, here is something for being away for so long ...


On Apr 14 2009 ...

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Abnormal KUNG FU NESS !!!

Despite my weak pathetic self that isn't really physically fit, I have combined my meagre knowledge of ultimate 'mushy arts', with my slighty disturbed mind ( Damn you MADNESS and Fan club members who knew too much ! ) and created a new art that revolves around 'the art of spinning chops and overkill', where you turning yout body like <s>a top</s> Hina and swing your hand out in a 'chopping position', allowing your weak arms to suddenly gain the ability to hack through any incoming offensive fellow who would be stun/shock/surprised/amused to watch you swing around like a mentally-challenged individual. Works better if you are spinning with a large heavy knife, ( it would definitely draw blood ... without using a red colour pencil or red pen/marker ... ) since the momentum and its heavy would provide a greater 'chopping force'. ( E=mc2 ... )

Even crippled people could learn it and kill a swarm of nameless extras.

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On Jul 14 2009 ... IT became WORSE ...


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*Gibberish*
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*Gibberish*
*Swinging Arms*
*Chopping Stuff*
*Gibberish*
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Edit : A more readable excerpt is shown below.

Anyway, the data extracted from 'hysical Knowledge Control' program and SWK Network, has lead to the creation of a new form of martial art, know only by its code name, 'Go Jew Pet Car', based on the synthesis of various combat principles that lacked 'common sense' and its link to 'Za Real Warudo'. 'Go Jew Pet Car' allows its user to confuse/ disorientate an opponent by running around in circles while swinging limbs around as the user imagines his/her hands as 'knives', whipping their arms around with a 'chopping' or 'cutting' motion, merged with the barehanded stabbing techniques of the individual known as Mr Strong the White belt.

Intergrated into the system as well, would be the art of wielding an impractically oversized knife, most usually seen on certain shonen/role-playing game protagonists, allowing to further visualise the 'chopping and cutting stuff' concepts behind the system's theories, since what better way to imagine and think about knives than to actually hold a rather usually heavy one that is really large.

To combine various seemingly unnessecary activities and unorthdox methods including 'Belly-dancing', 'thinking about karate chops', 'Take-It-Easy', 'grabbing imaginary oppais' and 'Anger management lessons' into the system, truly makes 'Go Jew Pet Car' into a well round and complete art form, for use in self-defense as well as for deriving mundane entertainment from easily offended individuals that resides in a fictional realm known as 'Za Real Warudo'.

( I was mad ... and watching Hokuto no Ken clips on youtube had tainted my mind even further. )

Seriously ...
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Anyway, maybe here is a more coherent explaination to this madness ...

"Historians of martial arts explain the creation of all of these styles either for self-defense or religious reasons, but that doesn't explain the complexity. It took me all of a week to come up with my own theory : boredom. Put a bunch of sexually repressed young men on a mountaintop with nothing to do but meditate and practice kungfu and the myriad of Shaolin styles is the result." ~ Mosi

There are thousands, if not tens of thousands, of distince styles of kungfu. There are styles devoted to every conceivable animal. There are "drunken" styles, regional styles, styles exclusively dedicated to one weapon. There are family styles, which are never taught to anyone outside a bloodline. There are external and internal styles, styles for ground fighting, joint manipulation ( qin na ), and even one focused on head-butting. Chinese kung fu is one of the most glorious examples of obsessive-compulsive behavior in the history of human culture. ~ Mosi


Anyway, for those who think that 'swinging arms around' is useless ...

Example 01
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Example 02
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Need I say more ? ^_^"